Accidental
Tourist
Three Days in Banaras
By
Dinesh Rai
In the late ’80s I decided to make a trip to Madras, Bangalore
and Puttapurti. The latter, if you don’t already know, is
where Sai Baba has built his ashram and school (No, I’m not
a Sai bhakta yet). The office added Calcutta (now Kolkata) to my
itinerary, so I could fix up someone there to send us Nitrogen for
the color lab. I was then working as a technical supervisor at Nepal
Color Lab at No. 1 Freak Street and that’s where I first met
people like Tom Laird, Tom Kelly, Mani Lama, Min Bajracharya, and
Robert Powell when they came to have their films developed.
I walked down Freak Street to a small travel agency called BVS or
something, which I think has since folded up (I hope), and booked
a train ticket from Banaras to Madras (Note: Banaras as in ‘bananas’.
Most westerners spell it ‘Benares’, which is actually
way off). It has been called Kansi in the distant past and Varanasi
in recent times. Two days later, I dropped by to confirm my ticket
and the agent sitting there told me my ticket WAS CONFIRMED. He
even called someone on the phone to confirm and then turning to
me said, “The train to Madras leaves on Saturday, so you should
be in Banaras by Friday. Catch the bus to Sunauli on Thursday.”
So I did, and arrived in Sunauli on Friday morning. I walked up
to the travel agency that was supposed to hand me my train ticket
and asked the Indian-looking guy sitting there, if he had my ticket
for Saturday. He looked surprised and asked, “But there is
no train to Madras on Saturday, how can I give you a ticket?”
I lost my cool as I do once in a ‘purple’ moon. I ended
up shouting and on the verge of letting out a few expletives, (I
can, if the circumstances and the ambience is right), but he explained
his predicament: “I’m only filling in for this guy who’s
gone out. I’m from the other agency.” That cooled me
down. “So, what do I do?” I asked. “The train
leaves on Monday, so if you go to Banaras today, I will deliver
the ticket there. You’ll have to spend three nights there,”
he replied. I had no plans for Banaras, but what could I do? And
Banaras does not appeal to a young Nepali, the way it does to a
foreigner, unless you are a devout Hindu nearing 70 and looking
for possible exit routes. Here I was, with two extra days/three
nights in Banaras and having to trust another travel agency after
one had just let me down. But did I have a choice?
I crossed the border and waited for the bus to Banaras along with
many foreigners. There was a rude Indian immigration official shouting
at an inquisitive tourist waiting for his papers to be processed,
“Keep quiet! If you want me to do your work, Keep quiet. Understand!”
The poor man looked stunned and didn’t say a word again. Nice
way to treat guests who bring in dollars! No wonder some tourists
look so relieved when they enter Nepal from India. The bus finally
arrived and we piled in. Most were tourists.
The speaker above was blaring out a Hindi song (full treble), so
one of the tourists got up and pulled the wire out. Peace returned
to the bus once more. Somewhere along the highway, the bus driver
had a discussion with a few people and we suddenly veered towards
a smaller road and stopped near a couple of huts after half an hour.
We thought nothing of this, relaxed outside and had our cup of chai
(as they call it in India); then another and another, but the bus
wouldn't move. We were there for hours on the roadside. Then on
enquiring, I found out that some cops were checking heavy vehicles
on the highway, apparently to make a fast buck. The conductor told
us, "They're so corrupt, even if there's nothing wrong with
the vehicle, they make us pay 500 rupees." That explained it.
Finally some trucks rolled by and brought the good news that the
cops had moved off. We piled in again and headed back to the highway.
By the time we entered Banaras city, it was way past 10 pm. I had
no idea where to go or where to stay.
I had to think quickly and decided to follow the tourists. They
read Lonely Planet, and usually know a nice place to stay. Just
then, I saw a couple get into one of the three-wheeler tempo taxis.
I hurriedly walked up to them and asked, “Where are you guys
staying tonight?” Before replying, they asked me, “Can
you speak Hindi? We have to find Yogi Lodge.” When I said
yes, they looked relieved and said, “Can you come with us?”
They’ll never know how glad I was to join them. We needed
each other.
But finding Yogi Lodge turned out to be another adventure we didn’t
have in our itinerary. The tempo driver left us just outside a narrow
lane and looking up, we saw a tiny, faded sign with an arrow that
said, “Yogi Lodge”. We walked and walked and walked
through the dark alleyways. We came across many signs that led us
through many different lanes until finally, we were lost. No more
signs and no sign of Yogi Lodge. After a whole day’s journey
by bus and carrying rucksacks, we were exhausted. We decided to
split up and look in two different directions. After a few minutes,
I heard them shout, “This way!” At last we’d found
it. It was almost 11 pm. Luckily, there were still a few beds available
in the dorm. While we were checking in, another passenger from our
bus walked in. He had taken even longer to find the lodge and sadly,
the poor man was turned away. Even the dorm was full by now.
From Day One, I liked Banaras, because of its warmth (don’t
know what it’s like now). It was full of life and the common
factor was simplicity–simple people leading simple lives.
The ghat was just a minute away from the lodge, and I would take
an early morning walk to be by the holy Ganges (Ganga). The activity
around the place ensures that one never gets bored. There are many
taking holy dips in the water; there are wrestlers building up their
muscles using age-old methods, tourists taking pictures and boatmen
showing them around. I took a boat myself and looking up I saw marks
high up on the walls and asked the boatman, “What are those
marks on the walls,” and he replied, “When the Ganga
floods, the water rises high up there and those are marks made by
oars like these.” I was astonished as they were a good twenty
feet above the river’s surface, if not higher. The Ganges
is always full of offerings and always full of people. It has a
life of its own.
Back at the lodge, the Australian couple had found a room and had
moved. Their rucksacks were gone. The dormitory was full of baggage
all left in the open. We had to trust each other. There was great
camaraderie among the tourists and I was glad to be one of them.
In the evening, we would sit around together and someone would pull
out photographs. Two of them had been to Nepal and were showing
some exceptionally beautiful pictures from their trek. It was then
that I realized how effective photos could be in promoting Nepal.
There were many “Wows!” and most of them wanted to visit
the country. (NTB could do well to promote/sponsor photo exhibitions
abroad.)
The next day I went to visit Ram Nagar fort. It wasn’t far
and on the way, the driver showed me a 5 star hotel, which he said
was owned by the Maharaja of Banaras. He had lost his power, but
still retained his title and wealth. It seems the simple people
still regarded his family as royalty, as a guard at the fort asked
me, “Do you also have a king?” He was quite happy to
hear that Nepal also had a king. There was much to see inside the
fort and what really caught my eye was a huge wooden clock. The
guide explained that it could tell not just the time, but could
also accurately tell the phases of the moon and the positon of the
Sun. Moreover, it was built in Banaras a century ago. “The
descendants of the man who made it still take the responsibility
of repairing it when it falters,” he informed.
Sometimes, Lady Luck does favor me. Returning from the fort, I wanted
to take the ferry (small boat) across the river. While I waited,
a man approached me and smiled. “Where are you from?”
he asked and when I replied, “Nepal,” he became very
interested. We began to talk and when the boat arrived, he wouldn’t
let me buy a ticket and instead, got one for me. We crossed the
river and before parting, he offered to show me around Banaras the
next day. “Why not?” I thought. Sure enough, he was
there waiting for me the next day. He had come on a scooter and
we zoomed around the city. Showing me the major temples and mosques,
he was my guide and would tell me, “This was a Hindu temple
once, but was razed to the ground and converted into a mosque by
Aurangzeb.” Or it would be a mosque converted into a Hindu
temple. He would not enter a temple, but would wait outside while
I took a look inside. My newly found friend was a Muslim.
Towards the evening, we drove 14 km from Banaras to beautiful Sarnath.
“This is the place where Buddha preached his sermons to his
followers thousands of years ago,” my friend informed me.
As we were approaching Sarnath, I saw a strange sight. In this holy
Buddhist site, I saw two Muslims turning towards Mecca and doing
namaaz on the lovely grass field. We walked by the old stupas that
are typical of the ancient stupas in India and Pakistan. They are
more cylindrical and totally made of bricks with no plastering at
all. The main hall here has superb paintings by a Japanese artist
who has used only pastel colors. They speak of Buddha’s life.
We had our dinner there and returned to the city late in the evening.
It had been a most wonderful day and all because this man had chosen
to befriend me. I gave him (I’ve since forgotten his name)
my visiting card and he promised, “I will come to Nepal for
a visit with my family.” Sadly, he never did. Perhaps, he
lost my card. A small piece of paper can make a world of a difference
in our lives.
On my final day in Banaras, I checked the map and discovered that
the Golden temple (the famous one is in Amritsar) was only a minute’s
walk away from the lodge. So, off I went and found myself confronted
by a host of people selling offerings of flowers, edibles and abhir.
“You can’t enter the temple without this,” they
shouted in a chorus. I was outnumbered, but still hesitant. “You
can pay later,” they added. So, I took one and entered. There
in front of the temple was a smart, young and neatly dressed priest
who greeted me very respectfully. He offered to guide me. But no
sooner had we entered the temple, then he began to instruct me saying,
“You have to put seven rupees here.” I complied. Then,
it was eleven. When he next asked me to offer fifty-one rupees,
I couldn’t take it anymore. I knew he was trying to con me
and burst out, “This is not religion; this is thievery.”
I started walking out, still shouting and he followed. Surprisingly,
he was taken aback and even apologetic as he tried to return my
money. “You keep it, I don’t want it,” I told
him and headed straight for the guys who sold me the offerings.
I handed back the offerings and shouted at them, “You want
to know what religion is, you come to Nepal. You come to Pashupati
and I will show you what religion is all about!” They were
all stunned and gawked at me as I walked past them and out through
the gate. I was utterly disappointed. This was supposed to be the
holiest city in India. I’m not religious and never pray. Being
a good human being I believe is quite enough to please the Almighty.
I did get my train ticket to Madras from the travel agency in Banaras.
Bless the guy at Sunauli. I packed my rucksack and headed towards
the train station. On the way, I stopped at a restaurant and was
eating my lunch when I noticed three girls glancing at me and smiling
at each other. They looked Tibetan, so I asked them where they were
from. “She’s from Shillong, she’s from Kalimpong
and I’m studying in Sarnath,” one said. Sometimes Lady
Luck is not with me; I was leaving Banaras in less than an hour.
Could have made friends, but time was running out and I hurriedly
said “Goodbye” and left.
I did make it to Madras on a train in which all the passengers (South
Indians) in my compartment, put out the lights and went to sleep
at 9 pm sharp. I had to stop reading, switch off the light and follow
suit (when in Rome...doesn’t matter if it’s a train).
It was raining in Madras—Fort Museum was fascinating (Read
Robert Clive’s letter to his bosses in Britain claiming he
could take Calcutta if they sent reinforcements immediately). Went
on to Bangalore—Liked M.G.Road—saw “The Last Emperor”.
I then visited the Sai Baba at Puttapurti and met a gentle couple
from Bhotebasti in Darjeeling. The man became my guide and would
make me queue up for a bath at 4:30am. We slept in a huge hall and
every night the musicians from Andhra Pradesh who had come to celebrate
Baba’s birthday, would practice. They were superb and played
something akin to jazz. Reminded me of an American pianist at the
Soaltee, way back in the early ‘80s, who used to say, “The
South Indian musicians, they play jazz, man!” And the stick
dances were incredible. I left Puttapurti a day before Baba’s
B’day and the devotees assembled there couldn’t believe
their eyes, “YOU ARE LEAVING?” they asked wide-eyed.
Foreigners had arrived from Russia and Europe to celebrate, so my
leaving was sacrilegious. With a stupid grin on my face, I walked
through the crowd that stared back at me in disbelief.
I made a short visit to Calcutta, which for me is the warmest city
in India. Having lived there for my graduation from St. Xavier’s
College in Park Street, I have fond memories of the old city. Finally,
I returned to Kathmandu. When I reached my flat in Kupondol, I discovered
that my well-educated, English speaking landlady had broken my lock,
had packed up all my belongings and put them in one corner. “We
need your flat for my brother-in-law’s wedding,” she
said nonchalantly. Nice welcome! Well, all great stories don’t
have a great ending.
Back in Freak Street the next day, I gave a compelling display of
my Kiranti wrath, which did the trick. The idiot at the travel agency
complied with my wishes and reimbursed me the hotel expenses I had
incurred in Banaras. Little did he know that I had enjoyed the visit
so much, and that I was secretly thanking him.
Sincere thanks to Rabi Thapa of ‘Sacred Summits’
for his invaluable help in finding the relevant photographs. |
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